Big Boob Problems

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

Having big boobs isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Here are some of the problems having big boobs can cause:

-Your boobs hurt when you run or jump without a proper bra.

- You can't see your feet, your boobs block the view.

-You get sweat under your boobs. On the bright side, airing out your sweaty underboobs feels great!

-Food sometimes fall in your cleavage. Retrieving food from your bra in public is always awkward.

-Long necklaces keep falling in your cleavage or bouncing when you walk.

-Everything looks sexual on you.

-You can't wear cute graphic T-shirts or shirts with writing on them, your boobs deform everything.

-It's hard to find shirts that fit well on both your waist and your breasts.

-You can't lean on a table without looking like you're trying to provocatively present your boobs.

-BACK ACHES!!

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Hahahaha! Hahaaa! This man is a legend! =DDD Aaahah!

who cares about the problems? it's BOOBIES!
just kidding, it must be hard to the owner of these beauties.

I imagine seeing you boobs instead of your feet is not a bad trade-off

I want to have 3 kids named CTRL, ALT and Delete. Then if they fucked up I'll just hit them all at once. - Will Ferrel

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