AlmostDegen: Epic Poop - Bonus Round Fails of the 14 Couric variety. Free spins be damned! (Or flushed)
Howdy Teem-Steem,
If any of you are proud slot degens, like myself, you likely know that it is all too easy to gloss over the losses, and only focus on those fleeting big wins. But this isn't reality.
To be one with the gamble, you must embrace both sides of the Great Wager: The sexy, boner-inducing big win, and the dark, disappointing world of the Bono-esque Cleveland Steemers (ie: the smelliest, ploppiest Bonus Rounds seen on screen).
I give you - Epic Poop:
If you need a wet wipe, you're not alone.
Better to have watched and soiled, than to never have watched at all
Yet fear not young Steem-awans, as the Divine Reel governs all bets; this world is not simply madness, nor steemy, smelly chaos...but a finely balanced toss of the dice. And sometimes we land a 7: