Facebook: Princedom of Superficiality

Facebook might also be the Princedom of Superficiality, but it is a great venue for understanding who is inside. The idiots that in life are able to disguise themselves as smart people, or at least on Facebook, sooner or later will write a status that will reveal their primates IQ ( if you think a primates IQ is a record IQ, do not continue reading – we are talking about you ). So here's a list of Facebook statuses that makes you know that your skull is just a big void.

1. Why do everyone find love except me?
   The answer is in your profile picture.

2. Don’t you get it, ISIS is a conspiracy theory and they release chem-trails against us !!! §!
   You are a conspiracy against evolution.

3. I hate Facebook.
   And it hates you back.

4. And tonight Gray Goose at the night club !!!
   I hope your phone battery drop to zero before you start posting photos of yourself wasted.

5. To all the ladies out there, I’m 13 now…time for my first organism!
   Nazigramar mode on.

6. I hate my boss, I hate my colleagues, I hate everyone!
   Writing it with an open profile is a good idea.

7. Selfie after sex.
   It must have been exhilarating for having the will of taking a picture right after.

8. I don’t know how to tell you what I feel for you ....
   Private message.

9. From tomorrow Facebook will charge a monthly fee. If you want to avoid paying for this service you have to go to www.onlynescam.it and click on "fuck me in the ass".
   The only thing to pay is your support teacher.

10. All Muslims are terrible.
    For the same reason I should be stupid.

11. Social networks distract us from really important things.
    Like taking a class on how to make jokes.

12. I will never allow you to enter my life again!
    And I in my Home.

13. And then nothing, went wrong ... boh!
    Quote: Your mother tells why she decided not to abort.