THIS COUNTRY SELF DON TIRE ME

in #funny7 years ago

THIS COUNTRY SELF DON TIRE ME
I go school -------------> cultism
I nor go school -----------> Illiteracy
I write jamb -----------> no admission
I go university -----------> strike
I travel by air -----------> plane crash
I travel by land -----------> accident
Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast
I go bank -----------> BVN wahala
I relax for outside -------> kidnapping
I go village -----------> witchcraft
I day house -----------> no work
I go work -----------> No salary
Make I shake hand -----------> Ebola
I buy Garri - - - - - - - > Lassa fever
Mosquito bite me -------> Zika virus
Make I chat -----------> No light
I buy motor -----------> No fuel
I subscribe -----------> No Network

Go to farm........Fulani herdsmen
NIGERIA NO EASY OOOOOOO
Lol really sounds funny but it is the truth

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