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I am sad but finally I'm free. A lot of you knew about my relationship and who i was in relationship with but finally i gave up.
Yeah! am Single!!!.I have decided to speak and put an end to all the rumors. For those of you who speak ill of my life.This is what happened, you must know that my relationship was difficult, But today i inform you all that we are no longer together, several times it felt so good and i had a lot of fun.I felt so good whenever we are together,i cannot deny i really like the feeling and i was very happy,but i didn't realize what evil i was doing to myself. I am not going to deny that things weren't as they use to be so we decided to part ways in order to be happy. We tried to stick together but it's not just working.
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so i ended this evil in my life.

Today i ended my relationship with
FRIED CHICKEN
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CHIPS
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CHOCOLATE
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ICE-CREAM
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CAKES
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SOFT DRINKS
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NOODLES
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The Brilliant Momah!!!

One day two young boys were walking around a stream, one of the boys walked off near a stream and the other walked farther down the stream,the boy who was walking down the stream started getting lonely and decided to look for his friend when he got to the bush where his friend was,he saw a naked woman and ran away very faster than normal.Source
Later when they got home,his friend asked,why did you run so fast when you saw the naked woman? and he said;
My Mom said if i were to see a naked woman, I WILL TURN TO STONE. then i felt something getting very hard when i saw her, so i ran.

Lol can you relate?

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A real mathematician can mathematically mathematise Mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation,so if a mathematician can mathematise mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation,why can't you mathematically mathematise mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation like a mathematician who mathematically mathematises mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation....Send a voice note or a video of you saying that..Lol
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