Gift Shoes misunderstood - adult funny story

in #funny7 years ago

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A couple of brides, Petruk and Ratmi B29, are going through their first night. After the show was over, the couple entered the room. In the room had piled gifts from their colleagues.

One by one presents open, suddenly Ratmi B29 laughs excitedly. He found a present with a pair of shoes, he was anxious to try to wear them, it turns out the shoes are too small. Ratmi B29 continues to force, but in vain. Petruk who saw not bear, keep asking.

Petruk: "Why, too narrow?"

Ratmi B29: "Yeah mas, it hurts ya ..."

Petruk: "I got in slowly, huh?"

Ratmi B29: "Yeah mas, but do not be loud huh?"

Her husband helped put the narrow shoes at the feet of his wife with a little force.

Ratmi B29: "Mas, hurts mas ... his mam is too narrow ..."

Petruk: "Hold donk, I'll try again?"

Without their awareness, the parents of the bride, Mak Yati Pesek, again eavesdropping behind the door of the bridal chamber ... apparently the mother of the bride is thinking another ... she did not have the heart to her daughter who had trouble during the first night, so could not bear it, forced the mother of the bride Cutting through the door.

Mak Yati Pesek: "Why son, hard to enter?"

Ratmi B29: "Yeah maaak ..."

Petruk: "Smallness tanteeee hell ..."

Mak Yati Pesek: "Try olesin with saliva ..."

Petruk: "Okay, I'll try aunt."

Ratmi B29: "Quick dong mas, polished with saliva ..."

In haste the groom polishes the entire surface of his wife's legs with saliva.

Petruk: "Please put again yes dear ???"

Ratmi B29: "Yeah mas ..."

After inserted foot that was sprayed saliva was easily entered.

Petruk: "Well ... go right ???"

Ratmi B29: "Yes ... but ..."

Petruk: "Why, still ill?"

Ratmi B29: "It's not too much, it's good."

Mak Yati Pesek: "Well ... tuh can go right? Now stay shaken son. "

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