funny jokes

in #funny7 years ago

Husband : I lost my wife. she went shopping and haven't come back yet.

Inspector : what is her height..?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or Healthy?
Husband : not slim can be healthy.
Inspector : colour of eyes.?
Husband : never noticed.
Inspector : colour of hair.?
Husband : changes according to seasons
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Husband : not sure whether it was dress or suit.
Inspector : was she driving.?
Husband : Yes
Inspector : colour of the car?
Husband : black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter v6 engine generating 333 horse power team with an eight - speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. and it has full LED headlights, which use lights emitting diodes for all light function and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.... and the husband started the crying.... 😒🚗

Inspector : don't worry sir.. we will find your car?

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