Best Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts!

Hey steemit. Hope you are positive! Stick firmly to your chair! I tried to gather the best jokes from all other the internet, hope you like it!

• Chuck Norris was born in the house he built.
• Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed ten men! Than it exploded.
• Chuck Norris tries to eat pickles as fast as he could so they don't fell too much pain.
• God can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim on land!
• Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
• Chuck Norris knows the Victoria's Secret.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.
• Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
• Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
• Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
• Chuck can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes
  

Hope you enjoyed reading as much as i enjoyed listing them! :D Have a good day!