Ahahahahaha. Marsha Mason had one of my all time lines "Skinny people say stupid shit like 'I forgot to eat lunch today'. I've forgot my name, where my underwear is, but I'VE NEVER FORGOTTEN TO EAT."

When I'm fighting the weight dragon (and I'm always fighting that one) I tend to weigh myself in kilos even though that isn't the standard in my country. More wiggle room...

Thanks for a wonderful story!