5 Minute Freewrite: Nose ringsteemCreated with Sketch.

in #freewrite7 years ago (edited)

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So when they served the desserts, my eyes got finally stuck on her nose ring. Like a tie in an elevator door.

– Stop staring at me – she said.

– I can’t.

– I get it, you don’t like the ring.

– Oh no, I do, I really do – but it sounded false: how could I add I have actually a pretty huge nose fetish, you can’t imagine what I’d do to your ring right now, right here on this table… You don’t bring up stuff like that at a first date, amirite?

And yet, I couldn’t shift my eyes.

– You’re creeping me out – she said.

– Sorry about that.

– What does it mean you can’t look away? What kind of twisted excuse is this?

An ambulance had to take us to the hospital. After a long wait, an optometrist with a huge rack finally managed to disentangle my eyes from the girl's nose.

I haven't seen the girl ever since. Nor her ring. I am dating the optometrist right now: her nose is so pathetically naked I run no risk.


Picture by Daisy Romwall. Thanks to @mariannewest.

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...Go use tinder! Very original @wido 😂

Ah ah! If I wasn't already married ;-)

I don't know, that looks like a good way to have your kidneys asported to me. Intendevo "vai a fidarti di tinder!" , non "usa tinder" ..se fosse la seconda, potrebbe addirittura essere percepita a distanza e potrei essere colpito da una saetta 😂😉👍

I see Originalworks is once more "not-so-originally-doesn't-work" :(

You and f3nix both have linked "nose ring" with "rack"... same psychoanalyst?
Good surreal story, very funny as usual!

I don't know… I went to a certain Dr Lecter some years ago… :D

Ha! That escalated quickly! I love it :)

I’m helping marianne out today and visiting freewriters, here is the prompt for the next freewrite!
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-84-5-minute-freewrite-thursday-prompt-sound-check

Thank you! I've followed the new prompt here

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