……and now for something completely different (5 minute freewrite).
Prompt: Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
We shall call it Donald Duck. It is a great drawing, it is to be respected. But it needs a name. It is a duck, and it being operated by an idiot called Donald. I can't remember his second name. I think it rhymes with chump.
Picture by @marinaart
It's that spyglass that gives it away. So it needs to go. I have just rang Terry Gilliam of Monty Python, so that he can animate the big foot again. Crush it with one big drop.
We may want to wait, because there a guy called Nigel from the UK, who is just about to enter. I can't remember his second name. It rhymes with garage.
On second thoughts, Terry Gilliam, you can go back to making weird but great movies. This calls for a death star. Let's get on the phone.
Oh, there's a problem.
“What's the problem?”
“The problem is,” replied Darth, “They've all been blown up.”
I was about to ask by who, and how, but my throat is feeling a bit tight. I try a bit of tact with the dark lord.
“I'm so sorry, those death stars were beautiful works of art,”
Would have been useful, even though, they were perhaps, considered a little evil. I just wanted to “death star” the duck.
Back to Terry then. Give us a big foot and something to laugh about.
The end, hopefully.
I hope you enjoyed my freewrite. Remember, if the death star don't work, the foot will.
This is the link to the task
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-89-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-check-below
Very well thought free writing. :)
Great freewrite! Didn't thought of naming the duck in my entry, hmmm. I might get inspiration for this in the next photo prompt. :D
Thank you. The name just came to me when I thought of Donald. :-D
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Haha, great freewrite! And now I'm going to have to dig out some of my Monty Python discs, hah!
Excellent :-)
Love where you took this :D
great freewrite!!
Thank you. :-) It was fun to write, as is mostly the case.
There's something I feel the urge to say about this freewrite:
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Kind words, I hope. :-D
Remember, I have a foot. :-)
Nice post.
Great work with a difficult prompt!
Here's today's for you.......should be a doddle.
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-90-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-children
Thank you so much :-)
can't remember their last names as well but hope the big foot is putting an end to this bs...
:-D Dumb and Dumber. Hehehehehe
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