it's a conspiracy so everyone walks around with their ass full of shit all the time.

The invention of the toilet paper can be found on the book "Gargantua".

In Venezuela when you want to tell someone to fuck off you say "anda a lavarte ese culo" or go wash your ass.

Now, on a health note, washing your ass (and your colon) can actually increase your lifespan and overall well being. There's shit there that has been stuck to your colon's wall for as long as you've been alive. This is home to nasty parasites and ends up turning most of the cases in cancer.

The first thing I look for when moving to a new house is that it has at least one bidet.

Now go and wash your ass!

Yes now go and wash your ass

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