Me and my friends would have never-ending fun with a scene/story like this..I was starting to laugh when it stopped..not fair!
In this ancient martial art temple, the freewrite hombu-dojo, the great soke @mariannewest put me, her sempai, in charge of communicating the powerful moves on which we will train for becoming BBB (bananafish-black-belt):
Martial art technique n. 1, single prompt option
Martial art technique n. 2, three parts freewrite: 1 2 3
Life isn't fair, my friend. One of its spices, or so I'm told. It would be an honor to have you and your comrades fill in the blanks!
Please send the sensei my regards, sempai! I appreciate you looping me in on the steps on how to come closer to the elusive BBB. Unfortunately, weekends have my hands tied. I shall return on the path soon!
The path you've choosen is a hard but rewarding one..BBB awaits for you! Oss! :-P
And I await it, in kind!