April 18...THE END...?!?!?!? Internet Says So; It Must Be True
Ho-Hum...Such an interesting old man life I lead these days. I just had another birthday a short time ago, bringing me closer to 70; it's the second birthday I think I had this year?
Being old and retired can have many benefits. You get to wake up at four in the morning with nothing to do...so, you make coffee and tune into the world wide web in order to find out what's going on in the world.
Lately, I've been hearing from all sort of YouTube 'experts' that on April 18 of this year, something "BIG" is gonna happen...I'm still waiting for it at 2:30 in the afternoon...
One of those financial gurus said that we will have "economic collapse" I knew I should have cashed out my Steem for silver and gold...Now I'm screwed. Another 'insider' said that we will be taken over by Space Aliens...I'm sure glad I made friends with the grays as a child...I hope they remember me.
Time Is Running Out...Beware My Friends
A guy with an 'Alt-News' channel claims that on April 18th, we will enter World War Three and it will cause annihilation of two thirds of the world population...He said that the "Elite" have fled to their luxurious under ground bunkers in preparation. How luxurious can living in a cave be; eating 'Spam' for who knows how long...???
Anyway...I just thought I'd let all my steemit friends know, in case you missed the warnings...I have to take a nap now. I wanna be well rested for the carnage to come...I haven't had a nap for three or four hours...Who looks at the clock when they're old and retired? What the hell good does that do??? What are ya gonna say to yourself when it's three o'clock? "Oh...it's three o'clock...I better start planning for dinner?"
Listen...I'm outta here folks...You all take care, and don't fret about April 18th; okay? See ya on steemit tomorrow, unless those Soothsayers were correct...
Ciao
For 4 days deep in a cave now .... going nuts already .
It's all fire and brimstone baby ,... let's go outside ;-)
What'cha goin nuts about small1axe...??? Hang in there.
Damn , got out just before starting conversation's to a ball ,..
It's all clear , no thing happened ...
It must all bin a elite distraction .
To keep us from watching coin's desperately reaching for the Moon ?
UN attack some country for doubtful reason's ? Or what ever ,...
I think it worked ... ;-)
@angryman , thks for the motivational reply . ill be around , hanging somewhere ;-)
I just read a post saying the world is going to be taken over by large squirrels, with big pointy teeth, so I am off to train in dentistry.
Make sure it's Veterinarian Dentistry otherwise you'll loose money, that is of course you don't violate the Teeth Commission's legislated rules of conduct...
conduct schmondut, there are no rules in my society of free thinkers, in fact I am banning money and religion ta boot also. :-) (damn I just made rules up)
Uh-Oh...you just broke the rule of 'no rules'...shame on you my friend...Now give yourself a slap on the back of the hand for that...It will make you feel better.
I took myself outside, and had a stern word with myself, I did not think it was enough, so I beat myself down with a big hairy stick, I feel I have paid my dues now. :-)
Yes...you did 'good'...self flagellation can be instrumental in connecting with the divine.
So said every Asian since flagellation began.
Uh which time zone is it supposed to happen in? Because it's already the 19th over here, guess it's a good thing I'm off for the next day or so... It will give me time to sharpen my machetes... Just in case it's the Zombie variety of disasters.
Sharpen those machete's because I now heard that Zombies will in fact be a major course of concern. You need to slice their feet off so that they fall on their face when trying to bite you...Beware...