A WALL is What We Need

A WALL

Don't you see it everyone? He's so right. What we are missing is a wall. If we have a big wall, America will be great again?. We need a BIG frickin' WALL.

The cows will be happier, the chickens will lay more eggs. Employees will work harder, employers will pay higher wages, if only we had a big WALL. It's the only way.
This could even be scale-able. Imagine if we built a gigantic WALL around Texas: how great would that be? All the other states would be jealous of Texas's new found greatness. If the other states are smart, they'll build their own walls.

If you want to have a great family, what should you do? Ya, I think you are catching on. Build a wall around your frickin' house. Want great children. Build a wall around their room.

I bet you're starting to see the big picture like I am. Imagine if we built a wall through the ocean surrounding all of North America. I'm talking a BIG frickin' wall. The whales would be happier. Oil spills would magically turn into magic minerals and sea food. Lost treasures of the deep would suddenly rise to the surface.

We could build a wall around the whole earth, even! The earth would become so GREAT again.