一山还有一山高

有一天，小明家里宴客，来了许多的客人。

小明的妈妈准备了一只烤卤猪，准备招待大家，交代小明：十分钟之后把烤卤猪拿出來放到桌上！

十分钟后，小明把香喷喷的烤卤猪从烤箱中拿出…他的狗小白闻香而來，跳到桌上准备扑向刚出炉烤卤猪！

这时候小明语带恐吓的对小白说：

「如果你敢动那只烤卤猪的話，你对它做什么…我就对你做什么！知道了吗？」

小白迟疑了一下，然后舔了那只烤卤猪的屁股…

小明：「……………算你狠」
One day, Xiao Ming family festival, many of the guests.

Xiao Ming's mother prepared a roast pig, ready to entertain you. Tell Xiao Ming: after ten minutes, put the roast pig on the table.

Ten minutes later, Xiaoming put the spicy grilled stewed pig out of the oven. His white dog smelling, jump to the table ready to pounce on the freshly baked roast and stewed pig!

At this time, Xiao Ming, who was intimidated by Xiao Ming, said to Xiao Bai:

If you dare to move that roast pig, what do you do to it? What do I do to you! Do you know? "

Xiao Bai hesitated for a moment, then licked the butt of the grilled pig.

Xiao Ming: "... Count you hard.