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Panda Express to me is like white people's Chinese food.
This is so gross.
Wow, this looks like a candle.
It's like soggy on the inside.
If you actually know real Chinese chow mein, you'd be like, "This is American Chinese chow mein."
Ew, it smells like stinky feet.
It actually tastes pretty authentic.
I think it's not that bad.
Wow, you've never had authentic Chinese food before.
Yeah, this is judged.
I'd rather eat this than the egg roll, I'll put it that way.
Low standards. (laughs)
That's how I end up with her.
He looks down at Panda Express, but he eats McDonald's all the time. I don't understand.
Melanie likes it. Do you want mine?
Good job says my grandpa.
If you blind folded me, I'm eating plain rice.
It kinda tastes like cardboard.
It smells so bad.
It smells like putrid.
Wow. (laughs)
It's really sour. (laughs)
Yeah, I do not like that. Nope, no.
This reminds me of taking shots, like the bad aftertaste.
They don't like it.
This is my dad's favorite. Like if he were here, he would hate this.
Oh it smells good.
Actually it smells OK.
This smells good, yeah.
Really? I feel like it smells weird.
I like this.
Oh, it's really salty.
Orange chicken is not real Chinese food. My mom calls it the food that fools Americans.
Oh, no, no, no, I know what this is. Burnt soy sauce.
Not sure what that is, you know.
This chicken is sad.
He had to finish all his orange chicken. He says it's so good.
I can't imagine anyone thinking that Panda's actually Chinese food.
But you know what my dad used to always say is that you can't leave one grain of rice on the plate.
[Melanie] Yeah, that's what my mom always said too, so I don't like wasting food.
Right, did you not get that when you were younger too?
Oh no, all the time.
The grain of rice.
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I won't lie to you: I love Panda Express. There are a couple of them in my area, and they are all just far enough away to keep me from going as often as I would if they were maybe a mile or two closer. I'm caucasian AF though, so that probably says it all.
Panda express is not so good, I only go when my daughter insists on going. I'd rather eat someplace more authentic.