Best Breakfast Burrito: Food blog parody
OMG @saywha!!! How did you get such a delicious breakfast burrito? You must tell me!!
Fine! Shut up and listen!
🍽Go to the store, here is your grocery list!
- Tater tots or hashbrowns
- Bacon or Sausage
- CHEESE
- Eggs
All of this is optional, you can add whatever you want, I'm not your frickin dad
All of this is optional, you can add whatever you want, I'm not your frickin dad
🍽 Start by putting the tots in the oven
- This way they will be done same time as everything else
- No I don't know what temp to put it at, just read the dang bag
- Yes same applies for hash browns, just shut up and put them in the oven!
🍽 Cook your bacon!
- But @saywha I'm a vegan ... GET OUT THEN!!!
I mean really. 3 out of 5 ingredients here are from animals, why'd you even click this...
- You shouldn't need any instruction how to cook meat. If you do, there's no hope for you
- BTW, get the good bacon/sausage from the butcher at your grocery store, the kind that they have to wrap. If its pre wrapped, its TRASH. Nitrites, and Nitrates are for punks.
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT USING TURKEY BACON
I mean really. 3 out of 5 ingredients here are from animals, why'd you even click this...
🍽 Cheese goes in tortilla
- Microwave it, or whatever
- Thats literally it...
- Why are you asking questions about this??
🍽 GLORIOUS FOOD
- In about the same amount of time it takes to cook a pound of bacon, the tots should be done
- I know I said to get eggs... most people like them. I don't. They're essentially chicken periods... and that's gross lol.
You are now the proud owner of a breakfast burrito. Congratulations
SECRET STEP 10 by @steemitadventure
So my house is slowly filling with smoke....not sure if that's a step you left out...or if i should alert some sort of authorities..coughcough...i just threw it all in the damn oven!!! And what a sexy photo...... of the burrito u sick bastard....the burrito....
This shit is so funny! It reminds me of thug kitchen, you ever heard of that?
haha I forgot about it until you just said that. Glad you enjoyed!
Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in the oven
It happens to the best of us
awesome, I don't even eat bacon but that makes me wanna try.
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Lol you need to do more cooking blogs, actually made me laugh. I got a shout out too, I'm famous!!
You didn't say to combine the ingredients :)
Turkey bacon is awesome. It's almost like bacon made of turkey!
haha you're always full of jokes man. i love it! haha
Good and funny. upvoted
i love the secret step 10 @saywha! haha i had a good laugh reading your post! the badassery way of saywha's food blog! :)
But @shaywha why didn't you get the whole thing?
I started at the end. Finished product is in my hand ;)
And in the other hand beer I hope haha