None of these fit.

@plantbasedjunkie was just saying, don't call yourself a vegetarian if you eat meat, that's not what a vegetarian is.

Just because I don't eat for 23+ hours of the day doesn't mean I'm a vegan for majority of my day.

@wulfmeister is an omnivore who wants the title of being a vegetarian without the thought of morality towards animals or the diet/health/religious relation restrictions.

You can't say you're anti-gas, eco-friendly, against cars, yet drive cars around because you need to.

You can't describe yourself with something, and make up an excuse on why you can't achieve the criteria to have the claim be correct, but still pretend to be the whole thing.