"I AM VEGAN, BUT I DO EAT CHEESE ON MY PIZZA, WITH PEPPERONI!"

in #food7 years ago (edited)

THEN YOU ARE NOT-VEGAN ANYMORE!!!

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OR YOU ARE STUPID?

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OR YOU ARE FOOLISH?

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEPPERONI IS?

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GOT PARASITES?

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MAYBE YOU ARE LAZY?

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OR ACIDIC?

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ACIDIC CHEESE + ACIDIC WHEAT = DISEASE.

TOO ACIDIC & LAZY TO MAKE BETTER DECISIONS?

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DO.

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OR DO NOT.

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THERE IS NO TRY.

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@DarthVegan

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Yoda is right again!

It's like saying you're a virgin except for that time you fucked Justin Bieber.

Hahaaa! fucking for virginity!

This is so funny and true. I knew a girl who was vegetarian, except with pizza!! WTH?!?! Vegan pizza is the best! No need to go back to "regular" pizza :)

Classic! Im working on a stand up comedy routine about "vegetarian?!... why would I wanna be VEGETARIAN.?! Im not into beastiality, cows nipples or birds periods."

You almost just made me choke on my almond milk laughing. ;) Bird periods--yuck. And I agree @pinellaslisa, there are so many foods like pizza that are so much better in vegan form!

Comedy test run results = " almost just made me choke on my almond milk laughing."

SUCCESS ;)

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