An Ice Cream Sandwich: The Making Of

Love ice cream sandwiches but hate driving to the fuckin store. No fuckin problem. Here is how to make your own at home.

Step one: Have your wife make some goddamn cookies. As long as her cookies don't suck you're in business*.

Step two: now that you got those cookies, you pray that there's some ice cream in the stupid freezer and you don't have to go to the store. … and were good.

Step three: once you have your ice cream. You gently tell your cookies to assume the position and begin to apply that sweet frozen dairy liberally.

Step four: join those two halves in an unholy matrimony, wrap and press

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Throw that fucker in the icebox and wait…...

“Three hours later…….”

Congratulations bitch tits! You've got yourself a delicious frozen treat.

Now go enjoy that treat fatty.

Disclaimer: Ben can say these things because he is three quarters obese.

*Special thank you to bens wife for making our cookies.

Thank for reading, hope you enjoyed yourselves and maybe got a laugh out of it! Have a great week, we'll be back next week.

@bzeen & @jbaker585