The last time I had a cigar I realized that I am definitely not cut out to be a smoker. You can have an extra one for me! I was thinking a nice icy glass of the good stuff might be better for my disposition and ability to endure the ash-air.

Since I have no idea how to post a picture in a comment, I will post a photo taken just a moment ago in my golf lab. It shows the base of one of my computer monitors that was clean a few hours ago. I have used my vast artistic skill to convey a message in the ash.