1 I know that I am not annoying, at least not when you are involved. You should check ask yourself what annoys you .

2 About being annoying to others, I think it's divine. You should see the look which is usually evident on the face of humans when they get annoyed.

3 If I ever begin to annoy you, buy me a bowl of ice-cream from Coldstone and a pack of Pizza from Domino's. Any Pizza would do, as long as it isn't Vegetarian's delight.

4 Broke up with someone just because she called when I wanted to have some "me time". That was years ago though and I have grown into a much better person.

5 Have some lady who I only saw as a friend start telling me about how I shouldn't fall in love with her because she was a bad person (who the Fuck said that I wanted her fat arse?)