5 Facts About Me (Expose Yourselves)

in #fivefacts7 years ago

There I was,

just posting and curating away as usual

when I was hit in the middle of a comment

by a sucker punch from @ruth-girl:

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"PS: In case you missed it, you've been challenged for a 5-Facts-About-Me post, I'll be waiting to see what you got for us ;)"
@ruth-girl

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Five Facts About ME?

Expose Myself?

With No One to Hold My Hand?

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Most unfortunately of all,

at this stage in my life,
desperately attempting to shore up
a waning manhood

I am forced, by pride,

to accept nearly any damn challenge!!!

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(screams inside)

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So here goes:

(flexes his muscles and strikes a pose)

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You: "Tell us, @onceuponatime,

will you be transparent, and truthful,

with us in this "5 FACTS DISCLOSURE" thingee?"

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Me: "Well, I'll do my best."

"You should be able to see right through me."

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The see through "me"

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Question: Tell us, @onceuponatime,

have you ever lost everything you own but the clothes on your back?

Answer (Fact 1):

Yes, 3 times........... so far..........

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Question: Tell us, @onceuponatime,

is it true that you were born cross-eyed?

Answer (Fact 2):

Yes, it is. I underwent eye surgery three times from ages 3 to 5. The third operation was successful and I have had a singleness of vision ever since. (Well, that's not quite true. My stubborn brain only let's me focus with one eye at a time. That has had the interesting effect, for me, that I can shift the whole world by choosing, alternately, with which eye to focus).

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singleness of vision!

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Question: We've heard, @onceuponatime,

that you have always been a very private person.

Answer (Fact 3):

Yes, and very much a loner. Socially inept. As a matter of fact until steemit I had avoided any social media like the plague. I was shocked to find myself here, but was kind of forced into it by events at bitshares and in the graphene technology world. And most of my life I wouldn't even allow photos of myself to be taken. It's only the last few years that I have. My very first selfie was only a few years ago too.

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my very first (and practically my only) selfie

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Question: Well, @onceupontime,

have you ever held an honest job?

Answer (Fact 4):

Of course! I only worked for the government for about 4 years (as a special investigator, tax auditor, and forensic accountant). Most of my other jobs were honest work. Although I can't say that I've held any job at all for quite a while now. But I have done everything from bicycle courier, taxi driver, construction worker, accountant, rum runner, tourist guide, dance school manager, mushroom picker, retail clerk, black marketeer, flower salesman (on street corners), musician, money changer, open pit miner, mill mechanic, ..... , you get the idea. Anything for a buck :-)

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my newest selfie (today) - to demonstrate my serious side(s)

Question: So, @onceuponstime,

you do have a serious side? What might that be? Have you ever been anywhere or done anything?

Answer (Fact 5):

Well, when I was still a teenager I traveled across Europe and to Asia, overland, twice, with stops in such places as Iceland, Scotland, Luxembourg, France, Germany, Spain, Morrocco, Austria, Yugoslavia, Greece, Turkey, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, etc. On my second trip I lived in the Himalayas of northern India (the Kulu District of Himichal Pradesh) for 6 years. Back in North America, I returned to university to get a degree with a double major in Economics and Businesss Management. I then studied accounting and had a stint working for the Federal Government.
I left that to become a performance musician during a six year stay in Arizona. I've also done various energy work courses, taken part in ayahuasca ceremonies, handled security at the Survival Camp Sun Dance, participated in and facilitated the original Miracle of Love emotional release intensives in San Diego, and I saw, in person, Jimi Hendrix play the guitar with his teeth :-)

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ouzo and out,
@onceuponaatime

p.s. Fact 5(b): I know a thing or three about the crypto movement

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Hi @onceuponatime, after reading all that facts of yours, I have an impression that this post was a very tough call for you being a serious private person. I respect your straight forward answers here. Am somewhat having that same traits of defending my privacy from anyone. And a rare person you are that you only do selfie that few times. But you have good education, multi talented, have travelled around the world and most important of all you have seen Jimi Hendrix play guitar with his teeth in person. That was one rare experience. In my conclusion... you have seen and done this world... that was a sum of of great journey of yours. My two thumbs up. Have a pleasant evening😊

I decided that you will never live unless you are willing to die. Hence my new attitude :-)

I resonate with this a lot... I've been fearful of dying... And realised that my fear was telling me I wasn't fully living... I've learned that the only way to laugh at death and shake the fear off is to live as intently and present as we possibly can... And anything is possible! ;) <3

Yes, that's the right attitude all the way... good for you. My best wishes to you for the new year. May steemit go all the way to the moon 😊

You'll never live until you realize how close you are to death. Willing? I guess you can say that too. But when your views in life change drastically and realize how easily life and death can swap places , then miracles happen!

If you don't stand for something (up to dieing for it), you will fall for anything! (Just ask some of my former business partners who sold out) :-)

Yes I agree with you life, gets a different meaning like this!
As for your parenthesis bit....I am not in any position to know any of your former business partners so I take your word for it. But I have a feeling that, since you are quite sharp and direct with your responses, I would say I believe you :)

I had to resteem this... I can't believe that you actually answered to this challenge!

But Dear @mariandavp, I explained it fully:

Most unfortunately of all,
at this stage in my life,
desperately attempting to shore up
a waning manhood

I am forced, by pride,
to accept nearly any damn challenge!!!

what a funtastic contest! And nice to get to know you a bit better. I as my earliest blogs explained read faces. And with the picture that looked through you, I could see a lot. Thank you for that! :-) In elements, you are a water/air person. Nice combination! If you like to know what it all means ask and I will answer you.

But I've been bitten by a fire dragon!

Fire horses are people to take care of, but fire dragon... hmm nice!

I have his tattoo on my neck!

show! .... :-)

Whoa, I’m impressed!!! Well done! I had to chuckle at the thought of a flag when you were challenged to this one , lol. Well Done!!

Hello @onceuponatime :)

I have been recently nominated for this same challenge (also by @ruth-girl) and decided to browse this tag. I saw your post was on the trending page and because I have seen you around and find your user name just wonderful I decided to have a nose!

When I saw you take the time to read your comments I thought I would write this one just to let you know that I thouroughly enjoyed reading all your facts. I was particularly drawn to your fact 3, I suppose that is because I am also very private! But, I must say that I really like people who are comfortable enough to not take themselves too seriously! Your selfies are really funny!! 😂

It looks like you have been living a life worth of writing a book about!

Well, nice to meet you & all the best to you 😊

I wish people said they found my username wonderful as well :(

You know what is wonderful? Those sexy legs of yours ... look at them! 😍

I think it would be a great name to have in a bridge tournament. You could probably get sponsorship deals and sell t-shirts to hordes of bridge fans.

How did you conclude that I do not take myself seriously? Might you be wrong? :-)

This would not be the first time I would be wrong! Believe me 😅
But, please note, I said “ too seriously” :)

I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken :-)

so you know your mushrooms ? :D

Well, I know about Alice in Wonderland.

One mushroom makes you larger, and one mushroom makes you small,
And the ones in your omelette don't do anything at all.

those mushrooms sound boring :(

Boredom is in the mushroom of the bored-ee

@onceuponatime Firstly, I admire your courage to expose yourself a bit more. Secondly I really really enjoy you everlasting sarcastic way (It was hilarious) and the last but not the least I empathize with the second and fifth fact, bacause they made me think about my surgeries (I have had quite a lot btw) and my visiting and living in many countries. Another thing in common apart from ouzo... ha ha ha

Now I'm worried about you. I think it takes a bit of a demented mind to find my sarcastic way to be "hilarious". I hope that you will be alright! :-)

I just like people who make me laugh and you are one of them @onceuponatime !!

Laughing at me again, eh!
Good thing I've got a thick skin :-)

No way! How could I? On the contrary, rumors say that you are a sensitive person @onceuponatime . I don't think you as a thick-skinned man. 😊

I even took your advice and posted a story with both you @onceuponatime and your other half @twiceuponatime 😉
So I have a question for you : Are you for some reason mad at my other half??🙁😔🙁😓

So now you are listening to rumors! Soon you will be spreading gossip. LOL

@onceuponatime I have a reliable and beautiful source 😊😉

But it is my opinion as well.....😊

OMG. I read every single word eagerly. You didn't just pick 5 things and state them. You picked 5 very interesting things and expanded on them.

I have to ask, what is a rum runner?

Also you did manage to avoid the explaining the first one. (I then scrolled through all your replies on this post... sure enough. No one asked you, nor did you volunteer any info about it either... so I'm the first I think)

>have you ever lost everything you own but the clothes on your back?

You only said "Yes, 3 times........... so far.........."

Maybe in one of your future posts you can tell us about one. I think when someone gets so broke, it changes them in some way in their future life.

For instance, if someone is born with a silver spoon in their mouth, and has never had to struggle at all financially, they could never ever fully develop the same was as someone who did surpass this black period in their life.

There is a certain compassion and understanding of less fortunate people that carries with you in life. I think that's what happened to me.

Your Q&A felt like a movie experience to me....Something like witnessing how a young, innocent Anakin Skywalker ended up being "Lord Vader" of steemit ;)

Who could have known,
Before innocence had flown,
That souls are bought,
Souls are sold....
And hearts could be so cold?

Dear @onceuponatime , I am not quite sure how you have it in your mind, but the way I see it, souls are willingly and frequently sold, because the majority of us are not even sure of their existence. Sure, we keep hearing about them from a young age and "experts" from religious and artistic circles, such as priests and poets, reassure us of their existence, but can we see our soul? Can we touch our soul? Do we even feel it? I am afraid the majority of us don't.

It's easy to sell something you can't see or feel. No guilt! However, I am quite positive that you're speaking metaphorically and by soul you define the spirit, the dignity, the honor of a human. What's a soul after all? The core of our existence, no? Living without dignity and honor, is like living a meaningful, "soulless" life. However, you can still live a meaningful and dishonored life...many choose to do so, unfortunately.

Can you live without your heart, though? Can you sell your own heart? No, you can't. You can sell your soul, usually for completely egoistical purposes, but you can only donate and never sell your heart to someone you love (metaphorically and literally speaking). It takes selfishness to sell your soul, but unselfish love to give your heart.

So, souls are sold and hearts can be cold when you're selfish with no love inside you. The only difference is that one is for sale and the other is for sharing. When you don't share your heart, it will inevitably get cold one day!

PS. I try to spread my "soul" (I prefer the word spirit) with everyone around me and donate pieces of my heart to whoever needs it. I can guarantee you, however, that there are not many people who want much to do with my warm heart, as it suffers from atrial fibrillation and ectopic heartbeats for the past 11 years. I am thinking of tattooing this little design somewhere on my body in order to make it behave a little better and stop giving me such a hard time. Will it work? I hope so, because only 150 mg of propafenone x2 per day works for the time being ;)
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Reading this it felt like I was riding a roller coaster ride of emotions. Too much for me to handle at 9 am!

Kudos for the video :)

Yes, I guess you shouldn't have your first drink - or read my posts - until noon, or the sun is over the yardarm, whichever comes first.

THE SUN IS OVER THE YARDARM (OR FORE YARD)
Naval officers' expression meaning "It is time for a drink", it is bad form to
have a drink on board before sun is over the yard arm, i.e. approaching noon.

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We seem to have a problem regarding the yardarm!!!

As far as I know, the sun rises different heights depending on the time of the year !!! How will I know when it's really appropriate to drink, read your posts and pray it won't cause a tumultuous emotion in my heart? What if I am facing it in the wrong way?

Please advise!

As if I didn't have enough problems already, now you bring up THAT?

But wait, I have a solution. Paint a yardarm with the sun peeking over it on your living room wall. And one in the kitchen, bathroom, hallway......you get the idea :-)

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