My Best pizzeria experience recipe

1. Go to your nearest and favourite pizzeria
2. Greet the employees and remind the chefs that they make the best pizzas in town
3. Get the waiter to laugh and to skip the ringing telephone while taking your order
4. Ask the chef to choose the toppings
5. Ask for a drink while waiting your order.
6. tip for some euros and ask for an ashtray

1. I didn't even finish my cigar and glass of wine when my order was brought to me.

I guess if you feel really good inside and you let it show. People will treat you with a smile back.
It's the little things in life that matter.