Ultimate Online Wrestling Season 2 Ch-7 - Part 2: Friday Night Clash 13!

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The main camera cut away from the backstage to Rose Johnston standing in the center of the ring ready to announce the main event match. The fans were on the edge of their seats and ready to cheer on their hero Valora Salinas in a pivotal match. The atmosphere inside the packed outdoor stadium was electric and the cool winter weather hadn’t discouraged people from staying for the main event. The stadium spot lights casted a tall shadow from the six-foot-tall former miss America in the ring as she began to speak into her microphone.

Rose Johnston: Our main event of the evening is a triple threat match set for one fall and it is for the number one contender spot for the Ultimate Wrestling Franchise Championship! Our first competitor, making his way to the stage from Detroit, Michigan, standing at a height of five feet, nine inches and weighing in at 195 pounds! He is the Submission Specialist Champion and the master of the heart punch; he is TAKUMA SATO!!!

“Something to believe in” by Off-Spring began to play on the sound system as Takuma Sato came out from behind the curtain with his right fist raised high in the air. He was sporting his red Rebels of Society vest and his Ultimate Wrestling Submission Championship title belt which was strapped around his waist. The tranquilizer that was in his system seemed to have had worked itself out by now and the martial artist looked sharp. The Mexican fans gave him a lack luster mixed reaction as he made his way down the ramp and through aisle way toward the ring. Once inside the ring the Asian-American martial artist had a few words with Bob Sigro until his music cut off and “Down Low” by R. Kelly began to play. The crowd immediately erupted into a chorus of boos for Jeremiah Vastrix as he walked out onto the stage with his fiancée Olivia Cooke who was dressed in a stunning light blue Vera Wang designed dress.

Rose Johnston: Our next competitor hails from Hong Kong and is a citizen of the world! Weighing in at 245 pounds and standing tall at six feet, two inches! He is God’s gift to women around the world! JEREMIAH VASTRIX!!!

Kronin: Well Jeremiah and Valora have had quite the rivalry over the years and it doesn’t seem that her fans have forgotten. However, Valora is undefeated against Jeremiah and you know that has to really get under his skin. There is nothing more Jeremiah would love than to walk out here tonight with a win over his two greatest rivals and to punch his ticket for a shot against Huckleberry!

Scott Slade: No doubt about it Kronin, hopefully he will be able to focus on the match. Jeremiah like Valora has been in the news for non-Ultimate Wrestling related reasons.

Chris Rodgers: Yeah! This piece of garbage is spreading lies about President McStrump! To think I called him a hero!

Scott Slade: You realize we’d probably be starving without this guy’s help right?

Chris Rodgers: I’d rather eat dirt than take another hand out from Hammer Industries!

Scott Slade: What say we test that statement once we’re back in the States?

Jeremiah was caught off-guard by the negative response from the Mexican fans, but quickly realized that the only reason they were even there was to see Valora fight. Jeremiah was dressed in the same suit he’d worn to the ANN news board meeting after discovering that his wrestling gear had been defecated upon by his arch nemesis LuLu Biggs. As he reached ring side he took off his expensive suit jacket and handed it to Olivia before rolling up his white dress shirt’s sleeves. He then entered the wrestling ring with very determined body language as his blue cybernetic eyes glowed brightly once having locked eyes with Sato. Sato and the Cyborg stared at each other from across the ring as referee Bob Sigro had a word with the cyborg.

Scott Slade: No love lost between these two ether. Sato and Vastrix have fought each other numerous times and the outcome has never been predictable. At the Tournament of Fortune Jeremiah scored a huge win against Takuma and during Kim Jong–Un’s Death Sport Tournament Sato scored a decisive victory over Jeremiah.

Kronin: There is bad blood between all three of these fighters, but it’s also safe to say that all three of them respect each other as wrestlers. That’s what happens when your part a small competitive roster like the one we have here at Ultimate Wrestling.

Suddenly Jeremiah’s music cut off and “Bring It” by Trapt hit the sound system causing the entire stadium to erupt into earsplitting cheers as Valora Salinas stepped out from behind the curtain and onto the main stage. Valora looked tired and a bit beat up, but she was doing a great job to hide how she was feeling as she raised her arms high in the air acknowledging her supportive crowd.

Rose Johnston: And our final competitor! Hailing from the fallen city of Los Angeles! Weighing in at 155 pounds and standing at a height of five feet, nine inches! She is a former Ultimate Wrestling Franchise Champion! A former Submission Specialist Champion! Known the world over as a legend of the ring and a Feminist Icon for women around the world! She is VALORA… SAAAAALLLLLIIIIIINNNNNAAAAASSSSSS!!!

A series of purple sparklers and pyro technic explosions ignited from the stage as Valora made her way down the ramp slapping high fives with all of her adoring fans. Once at ringside Valora slid into the ring and quickly got to her feet in order to make her way over to her corner. All three competitors looked ready for the match anticipating what each other’s initial moves might be as Bob Sigro signaled for the bell. The bell keeper sounded the ring-bell and the fans erupted into a thunderous roar as the triple threat match was finally officially under way.

Scott Slade: Here we go! No holds barred! No disqualifications! Pin falls anywhere! This is the match that every single person here in attendance has been waiting for! Can Valora Salinas win here tonight and a create a pathway for her to get her Franchise title belt back from Huckleberry!

Valora wildly came in with a kick targeted at Vastrix that he anticipated with the help of his cybernetic eye and probability algorithm. He expertly knocked the kick away with a fluid motion from his arms and hands which spun Salinas around and allowed him time to catch Sato with a super kick straight to the chin just as the martial artist was coming in for an attack. The fans erupted into boos until Valora clipped Vastrix in the side of the head with spinning wheel kick nailing him in the back of the head which dropped him to the mat as well.

Kronin: Nice attack from Valora! She snuck into Jeremiah’s blind spot and struck him with a quick kick!

Chris Rodgers: It’s tough to sneak up on Jeremiah with all those gizmos running through the cyber portion of his brain. It gives him a huge advantage.

Scott Slade: Yes, but he’s not unbeatable. In fact, he’s only 6 and 8 in singles competition. That’s below .500 so it can’t be helping him as much as most people think.

Valora let out a passionate roar and pumped her fist in the air causing the Mexican fans to chant her name. Sato at this point had rolled out of the ring and Jeremiah was in the process of doing the same thing in order to escape any further attacks. Sato and Jeremiah were both outside of the ring on the same side regaining their composure when Valora bounced off the ropes, sprinted to the edge of the ring, and suicide dove over the top rope crashing into both fighters taking them off of their feet hard onto the concrete floor.

Scott Slade: OH! MY!! GOD!!! Did you see that!!!

Kronin: Incredible! Over 40 years of age and she’s out there fighting like 21-year-old putting her body on the line!

Scott Slade: I can’t help but make the comparison with Tom Brady from the New England Patriots. The way she’s been able to continue to compete at such a high level this late in her career is just incredible!

Chris Rodgers: Pissshhh! Yeah right! You can’t compare this woman to Tommy Football! That’s a damn joke!

All three wrestlers laid on the floor breathing heavily after the impact of Valora’s high risk maneuver as the fans continued to chant “Olaaay, Olay, Olay, Olay Valora, Valora” over and over inside the enormous stadium. Valora running high on all the support jumped back onto her feet and slid back into the ring before pointing up into the sky in celebration. It was clear she was ecstatic with the way the match had started off, but was still favoring her back after the high risk maneuver. Valora ignoring the back pain attempted to go for another crazy move, and sprinted into the ropes, before bouncing off them and attempting to dive through the top and middle rope of the other side of the ring. The move failed however as Sato managed to catch her in midair with a powerful kick to the face that instantly broke her nose.

Kronin: Ooh! That had to be painful to take a kick like that straight to the face with all that velocity. I wouldn’t want to be Valora right now! It’s stuff like that, that makes me reconsider ever stepping foot in the ring again. Her head is going to be ringing for the next three days without a doubt!

Scott Slade: Looks as if her nose might have been broken Kronin. She gushing blood big time!

Kronin: I’m looking at the replay now Scotty and it looks like Sato caught straight on the button. That definitely going to disorient her for the rest of the match.

Jeremiah used this opportunity to slide back into the ring and Sato slid in after him trying to keep the pressure on the cyborg as Valora rolled around on the floor in pain holding her face in her hands. Jeremiah was ready for Sato and as soon as he got up off the mat the cyborg popped the martial artist in the chin with a second super kick. The kick disoriented Sato who was tough enough this time to stay up on his feet with a little help from ropes for support to keep himself upright. Jeremiah rushed the dazed Sato and attempted to hit some sort of big move only to be caught by surprise by Sato who ducked down low and back body dropped Vastrix over the top rope into Valora Salinas who had just gotten back on her feet and was trying to get back in the ring.

Chirs Rodgers: This match is fantastic! The pace is unreal!

Scott Slade: Sato with fantastic awareness of where both his opponents were used Jeremiah’s attack to take out Valora!

Kronin: Sato is a cerebral opponent. You can never underestimate him and he has a weird ability to use your attacks against you or in this case another opponent.

The fans booed Sato in the ring as Valora and Jeremiah struggled back up onto their feet after absorbing another big impact. Sato ignored the crowed and climbed up onto the top rope and leapt off of it nailing Valora and Vastrix with a crazy cross body slam that once again took the two fighters down to the concrete. All three fighters looked exhausted and were breathing rapidly trying to catch their breath on the floor as Referee Sigro stayed close just in case one of the fighters attempted a pin.

Scott Slade: Sato needs to go for a pin, but he seems dog-tired after the frantic start to this match!

Kronin: It’s not typical to see Sato go high risk, he usually likes to keep things on the mat unless he’s really got an opponent on the ropes. Seems like he’s pulling out all the stops tonight and using some of the extensive wrestling knowledge he’s picked up over the last two years.

All three fighters managed get back up at around the same time and scattered away from one another looking for an extended breather. Valora and Sato were the first to crawl back into the ring as Jeremiah stood on the outside using his cybernetic eyes to study their movements while processing gigabytes of data on both of his two opponents in real time. Sato attempted a beautiful Wushu butterfly kick that Valora skillfully blocked by getting both her hands up just in time. Valora who was no stranger to martial arts attempted a sweeping leg kick on Taku, but the young fighter masterfully jumped up into the air to avoid it.

Once back down on the mat he nailed Valora with a powerful front kick that sent the Latina stumbling backward into the ropes. Sato followed Valora into the ropes in order to grab hold of her arm for an Ipponseoi slam, but Valora karate chopped his arm down away from her breaking his grip on her arm. Valora then took his legs out from under him with an insane reverse sweeping leg kick that sent the entire stadium into a frenzied uproar.

Scott Slade: Wow! Wow! Wow!

Kronin: It doesn’t get much better than this! What a move from Valora! If there is someone in this wrestling federation who can stand toe to toe with Sato in a straight martial arts fight it’s Valora! No doubt about it!

With Sato still on his back and Vastrix still watching outside of the ring Valora sprinted to the ropes and bounced off of them with mega velocity. Sato saw her coming and rolled over on his stomach to try and minimize her attack, but instead Valora hopped over the martial artist and bounced off the ropes on the other side of the ring. Sato jumped up onto his feet and stood his ground to Valora with a defensive posture, but the Latina leapt up and rolled over his back before landing on her feet. Sato turned around just in time for both fighters to face each other head on.

Scott Slade: I just can’t get over how agile these two are! It’s amazing!

Kronin: It’s a real treat that’s for sure. Everyone one in this stadium is getting their money worth tonight.

Sato went for his heart punch, but Valora juked and spun like a running back went back to the ropes once again avoiding the dangerous attack. Upon bounding back towards Takuma she nailed the martial artist in the gut with a powerful spear that took Takuma clean off his feet down hard onto the wrestling mat. The fans in the stadium went berserk as Valora hooked Sato’s leg for an official pin attempting to steal the match.

Kronin: Valora with a pin! ONE!! TWO!! NO!!! Jeremiah slid into the ring just in time to break up what looked like could have been a three count right there!

Chris Rodgers: Valora looks eager to put a licking on Sato tonight. Don’t forget it wasn’t that long ago Sato beat Valora for Submission title.

Scott Slade: No doubt Chris, Valora is looking to silence her critics tonight and get some revenge in the process!

Valora tried to get back up, but the much fresher and rested Jeremiah pulled her in close by her long black hair wrapping his arm around her neck before driving her head into the mat with a vicious cyborg death drop. The maneuver silenced the roaring crowd as Jeremiah attempted to cover Valora for the win. Valora however kicked out before Bob Sigro could even get down on the mat much to the surprise of Jeremiah.

Kronin: Even after all these years it still amazes me how much fight Valora has.

Scott Slade: It’s that never say die attitude all great champions have.

Jeremiah tried to pick Valora back up, but was interrupted by Taku who grabbed the cyborg wrestler by his shoulders from behind and then kneed him in the back with three sharp knees repeatedly until he dropped to the mat reaching back for his spine in agony. Sato then nearly took his hybrid head off with a strong side kick that dropped Jeremiah cold on the ring mat face first. Valora who was still trying to regain her senses was pulling herself up by the ropes when she caught Sato’s eye. Sato quickly took her out of commission with a super kick to the jaw that sent the Latina up over the top rope and onto the floor. The fans booed Sato heavily as he kicked Jeremiah over onto his back and covered him for a pin hooking leg for good measure.

Scott Slade: Sato for the win! ONE!! TWO!!! NO!!! Jeremiah kicked out at the last possible second!!!

Kronin: So much on the line here and no one wants to lose. A shot at the Ultimate Wrestling Heavyweight Franchise Championship is the only reason these three do this for a living. Their driven to be the best and all three of them feel that on their best day there a much better fighter than Huckleberry.

Chris Rodgers: Yeah, that’s what everyone thinks till they get into the ring with that crazy hillbilly!

Sato pulled Jeremiah back up by scruff of his white collared shirt and then delivered a beautiful German suplex which he held for a pin by arching his back to hold a bridge. Valora witnessing the move jumped up onto the ring apron, hopped up onto the top rope, and sprung off of it hitting a huge splash on Sato breaking the pin up at the count of two. The Mexican fans applauded Valora and then began a stomp and clap precession in order to get Valora back on her feet as all three fighters laid on the mat from fatigue. Valora’s fighting spirit came alive and she pulled herself back upright onto her feet. She then picked up Taku and lifted him up high into the air with all of her strength and then drove Sato head first into the ring mat with a modified Michinoku driver which she then held Sato in for a pin.

Scott Slade: Oooh! This could be it! ONE! TWO!! NO!!! NO!!! Sato refusing to give up!!!

Kronin: Look at Valora holding her back after that move. I think she may have pulled something or perhaps reinjured something that was already tender.

Chris Rodgers: Probably from her criminal out of the ring antics! She deserves to lose this match!

Vastrix got back up at relatively the same time as Valora who was still favoring her back and the cyborg took advantage of it. He grabbed hold of Valora and tossed her into the corner turnbuckle with extreme velocity. The Latinas spine hit the turnbuckle hard which caused her to scream out in agony as Vastrix attempted to follow it up with cyborg splash. The move backfired however as Valora ducked down and lowered her shoulder in order to back body drop her cyborg opponent up over the turnbuckle and ring post.

Jeremiah however saved himself by grabbing hold of the top rope in order limit his momentum and pulled himself in midair back to the edge ring apron just outside of the ring. Sato who had just gotten back to his feet and was still feeling the effects of the Michinoku driver when he attempted to rush in right after Jeremiah toward Valora as well. Sato, shocking everyone attempted to jump onto Valora for a Hurricanrana, but Valora caught him in midair, and pushed him up causing the martial artist to land groin first up against the ring post and then got stuck upside down with his feet caught in the ropes dangling in a very vulnerable position.

Chris Rodgers: Jeepers criminy! That kid will never be the same after that!

Scott Slade: You can say that again Chris! Ouch!

At this point Vastrix had climbed back up to the top of the middle turnbuckle above Sato and used the opportunity to smack Valora right in the face with an open palm that sent the Latina into a rage. She in return hopped up on the top rope and leapt up into the air before grabbing Jeremiah with both her legs by the head ripping the cyborg back down onto the ring mat with an extraordinary Hurricanrana. The fans exploded into roar moments after witnessing the incredible athleticism of their iconic hero. Valora took the opportunity to crawl over to Jeremiah and cover him for a pin. Bob Sigro dropped down for the count and the fans counted along with him as he pounded the mat.

Scott Slade: Valora with another cover! ONE!! TWO!!! NO!!! NO SIR!!! I can’t believe Jeremiah Vastrix kicked out of that! After taking a Hurricanrana off the top rope his human portion of his brain has to be absolutely scrambled!

Kronin: There’s just no quit in Jeremiah tonight! I don’t know what’s gotten into him, but he’s fighting like there is no tomorrow!

Sato had finally untangled himself and was back up on his feet when he took the opportunity to lock in master class triangle choke hold on Valora. The fans instantly turned angry and began to boo as Sato wrenched back on Valora’s neck trying to get her to tap out while Jeremiah was still trying to dig down deep to get back up. Referee Bob Sigro got in close and asked Valora if she wanted to quit, but the fiery Latina spit in his face and shook her head no.

Chris Rodgers: Good God! That Terrorist bitch just spit in the Referees face!

Scott Slade: I don’t think she likes being asked if she wants to quit. It’s just not something that comes naturally to Valora.

Kronin: Yes, but that’s the submission specialist champion applying that hold. She won’t be able to hold out for much longer if Jeremiah doesn’t get up and break that hold Sato has on her! Sato is in a position to win this match right here.

Just as it looked like Valora was about to lose consciousness from the blood being cut off to her brain Jeremiah got up and stomped on Sato’s lower spine as hard as he could, forcing the submission champion to break his hold on Salinas. Jeremiah grabbed Sato and pulled him up before locking his head under his arm and delivering his second cyborg death drop of the night. Vastrix then covered Sato and hooked the leg, but Valora was there to break up the pin before the count of two much to the frustration of her cyborg opponent. Valora however didn’t stop with just breaking up the pin as she furiously stomped away at Jeremiah with her right foot. She then picked up and tossed him through the ring ropes out of the ring onto the floor. The fans in the stadium roared as she went to work on stomping on Sato before tossing him out of the ring as well.

Scott Slade: Look at Valora cleaning house!

Chris Rodgers: She looks frustrated to me. This is an act of desperation! She knows she can’t beat them in the ring!

Valora slid out of the ring and walked over to bell keeper and shoved him out of the steel chair he was sitting in. She then turned around to face Sato who was still on the floor trying to get up off the ground after the beating he’d just taken. The fans in the arena roared with excitement knowing full well Valora’s hardcore fighting style and reputation for brutality in the extreme hardcore wrestling scene. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring Jeremiah was back on his feet and scanning for an opening where he might be able to catch Valora off-guard.

Kronin: For once I think Chris might be right. Valora is taking the fight out the ring and is looking to take advantage of the no disqualification stipulation here. It’s a type of wrestling I’m not fond of, but it’s something she’s very good at.

Chris Rodgers: She knows she can’t win this match clean! Now she’s picking up chairs like she’s some kind of indie wrestler looking to make a name for herself in the extreme wrestling scene! She’s a nasty woman just like Mr. McStrump said and she’s proving it right here!

Valora sprinted at Sato and cracked him over the head with the steel chair igniting the crowd with the crashing sound of metal against skull. Sato laid on the floor out cold bleeding profusely from his forehead as Valora stood above him with a satisfied look on her face. However just as she was turning around Jeremiah vaulted off the top turnbuckle to outside of the ring where he smoked the Latina with a missile drop kick which forced the steel chair straight into her face. Jeremiah landed on the floor with a sickening thud as Valora’s moment sent her crashing into the steel guard railing. The fans booed and began throwing popcorn and tortilla chips at Jeremiah as all three wrestlers laid sprawled out on the floor.

Scott Slade: This match has been insane! The stakes just keep ratcheting up with every minute that goes by!

Kronin: This is taking a lot out of each of these wrestlers. It’s going to be weeks before ether of the 3 of them feel fully healed up.

Scott Slade: Sato has to be suffering from a concussion right now after that vicious chair shot from Valora!

Kronin: Your right Scott and if there’s one thing we know about CTE is that further trauma from this point on could have serious repercussions for the young fighter. Although he knew what he was signed up for when he stepped into this kind of match with Valora Salinas in front of a crowd like this.

Chris Rodgers: My moneys on the cyborg! This kind of match is mentally draining and with the help of his cybernetics keeping him sharp I think he’s the favorite the longer this match goes on.

Kronin: Look at you Rodgers! An astute observation!

Chris Rodgers: I’ve been doing this a hell of a lot longer than you have Kraut and don’t you forget it!

Jeremiah got back to his feet and with the help of his cybernetic eyes he quickly located the steel chair Valora had dropped on the floor. With Sato still laid out on the ground a bloody mess, Jeremiah turned his attention to Valora who had pulled herself up back onto her feet with the help of the guard railing. Jeremiah cocked back the steel chair and cracked Valora over the head with it causing the entire arena to become even more hostile toward him. Valora however stayed on her feet somehow absorbing the shot and staying upright with the help of the guard railing.

Chris Rodgers: Good God what is this woman made out of?

Scott Slade: Blood! Sweat! And Tears! Unbelievable stuff from the Latina!

Valora was clearly dazed and the Latina was basically running on autopilot using just animal instinct to fight back. She lunged at Jeremiah, but with the help of his cybernetic eyes he read Valora’s movements easily and dodged her wild kick. Valora stumbled past Jeremiah and as she spun around Jeremiah cracked her again with steel chair this time straight in the face busting her forehead open as well. Valora collapsed backwards onto the floor and whacked her head a second time on the floor as she hit the ground a bloody mess.

Chris Rodgers: Hell yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! It’s about time some taught her a lesson!

Scott Slade: Valora is down and I don’t think she’s getting up from that! Jeremiah Vastrix has really proven he can be just as cruel and cold blooded as Valora! I did not think he had it in him! Just listen to this crowd’s reaction! They absolutely despise Jeremiah!

A fan in the front row angry at Jeremiah flung a beer bottle at him that hit the metal portion of skull and shattered as the crowd chanted “Asshole” over and over. Jeremiah tossed the blood stained chair aside and covered Valora for a pin on the floor. Referee Bob Sigro dropped down and began the count as fans cried out for Valora to kick out.

Chris Rodgers: Vastrix with the cover! ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! It’s over ring the bell! RING THE DAMN BELL!

Scott Slade: I can’t believe it… This has to be one of the biggest upsets we’ve ever seen in Ultimate Wrestling!

Kronin: Jeremiah finally got his first win over Valora, and it’s got it feel pretty good! He’s finally got the monkey off his back! Instant classic!

The referee helped Jeremiah up off of Valora and raised his hand high in the air while trying avoid the trash being flung at them. The chorus of boos echoed through Estadio Azteca stadium as the camera panned around the arena to crying fans disappointed with the result of the match. “Down Low” by R. Kelly began to play as Olivia ran over to congratulate her fiancée’s momentous victory.

Rose Johnston: The winner of this match and the new number 1 contender! JEREMIAH VASTRIX!!!

The Ultimate Wrestling medical staff rushed out from behind the curtain and down the ramp to treat Sato and Valora as Rose Johnston made her way over to congratulate Jeremiah as well. This was clearly the greatest moment of Jeremiah’s wrestling career and he was taken it all in, boos, curses, and trash it didn’t matter to him. All that matter was that he was the new number 1 contender for the Ultimate Wrestling Heavyweight Franchise Championship and one step closer to achieving his childhood dream.

Scott Slade: Ladies and gentlemen were out of time! Tune in next week, same time, same channel for Friday Night Clash 14! Will see you then!

Washington D.C.
The Oval Office
12 Hours After FNC – 13

The masked man known as the Reaganator sat across from the President of the United States inside the Presidential Oval Office. Two secret service agents stood directly behind the cowled crusader who had single handedly taken down the Rebel of Society leader Ares Metaxas and almost captured Valora Salinas during their brash attack on the I.C.E detention center. The federal agents both had a hand placed on his shoulder and their other hand placed on their guns in their holsters. It was clear whatever was going down here that the President and the secret service didn’t trust this star spangled vigilante wild man and perceived him as a possible threat to the President.

McStrump: I hope my men we’re not too rough with you when they picked up Mr…?

McStrump was being careful to approach the crazy conservative man in the mask in a calm and respectful manner. The last thing he needed was another life threatening fiasco in his oval office like he’d had during his exorcism a few months ago.

Reaganator: Call me… the Reaganator… and no I’m fine. What’s this all about? I got flight to Mexico to catch.

McStrump looked up at the agents with a wide eyed eye brows raised expression on his face as the agent’s attempted to stay professional and not laugh at the lunatic’s reply. It was clear that they knew the man was not mentally healthy, but they perceived him as a possible useful tool against Valora Salinas and Jeremiah Vastrix.

McStrump: Okay... Mr. Reaganator as you’ve probably noticed I’ve asked my men here to keep that hood with the R sown into it on your head. That’s because I prefer not knowing who you are, it makes it more difficult for our potential new relationship to be traced back to me. I’m under enough heat from the liberal media as it is.

Reaganator: Relationship Mr. President? What relationship?

McStrump: Yes, an off the books, black ops type relationship. You’ve been a thorn in Valora Salinas side for quite some time now and your heroic actions at the I.C.E detention center is the only reason why we have Ares Metaxas locked behind bars. Now we purposely cut all the video footage of you from the security cameras because we specifically felt we may need you in the future and didn’t want the media to expose you to the world. It’s clear you have some sort of Vendetta against Valora and there’s nothing more I want in the world than for that woman to pay for her crimes!

Reaganator: I couldn’t agree more sir. I used to be a military man for years. This bitch killed one of my closest military friends while she was in North Korea. I want her to pay for what she did!

McStrump: Yes, well the Mexican government and the cartels are making it difficult for us to get our hands on her. Now you may not know this, but Rupert Mudcock the owner of M.O.X News and Ultimate Wrestling is a good friend of mine. We’re having a little spat right now because he won’t agree to fire that nasty bitch. In fact, he moved his entire wrestling federation south of the boarder just so that she could participate in his wrestling cards.

Reaganator: I’m aware Mr. President. That’s why I was heading to Mexico before your boys snatched me up.

McStrump: Now I respect Rupert’s decision, he’s a business man, and a damn good one. Valora Salinas for some ungodly reason is the most popular wrestler on his damn roster currently. So I can’t get him to play ball and as I stated before the Mexican government is providing asylum for her. What I need for you is to go down there and by any means necessary find a way to bring her back across the border so I can send her to Guantanamo and finally have her out of hair once a for all! Do you think you can do this for me son?

Reaganator: Yes, Mr. President! That bitch is going down! This I swear to you!

McStrump: That’s what I wanted to hear. Now listen up, I’ve talked to Rupert. I’ve told him that I feel we need a patriotic wrestler to help give the country someone get behind. You know a “real” American! Like yourself. He has no idea that you’re really there for Valora, but I’m sure he’ll recognize you from the time you attacked her during a show on live nation television. I’ve smoothed it all out and he’s expecting you in his office by the end of the week to sign the paper work. Your cover will be for you to be a member of the roster and wrestler until the right opportunity presents itself for you to complete your objective.

Reaganator: Won’t I have to reveal my Identity to him if I’m working for him Mr. President?

McStrump: I’ve taken care of that as well. I’ve told him you’re a military vet who suffered severe burns and doesn’t ever take off his mask ever. Not even in the shower! We’ve gone to the trouble of creating a false identity for you with a social security number and passport.

Reaganator: Sir… Thank you… you don’t know what it means to me to finally be working for the government again in some shape or form. I won’t let you down sir! I’ll do everything in my power to help you make America great again!

McStrump: I’m sure you will… now for another matter. Jeremiah Vastrix usefulness has run its course. It was great when he was paying out of pocket for the clean in Los Angeles and Seattle but now he’s smearing me in the press with fake news and ANN News is reporting that he plans to testify in congress against me.

Reaganator: I saw the M.O.X report on it. They say they believe it was created with computer generated graphics, but the Liberals are claiming it’s real footage.

McStrump: It’s unbelievable what my enemies will do to hurt me and this country, but we can’t let them do that isn’t right Mr. Reaganator.

Reaganator: Sir. Yes, sir. So what would have me do?

McStrump: Let’s just saying if Jeremiah Vastrix doesn’t ever return from Mexico it wouldn’t be the worse thing that ever happened… if you catch my drift…

Reaganator: I understand sir; I’ll take care of it.

McStrump: I’m afraid I have meeting in five minutes with the Vice Presdient. Iran’s government is giving us problems again I’m afraid. Michael and Steven here will escort you out of the building and back to your vehicle. Remember this conversation never happened. I don’t know you. You were never here. Michael take the secret passage and make sure no one sees him. Understood?

Micheal: Yes sir Mr. President!

The Reaganator stood up out of his chair and saluted the President before being escorted out of the Oval Office through the secret passage that had been built by one of the founding fathers of the nation over a hundred years ago. President McStrump than placed his hands together like Mr. Burns and then smiled sadistically, happy with his unorthodox plan to capture Valora.

Ultimate Wrestling will continue…