Awesome. You paint vivid pictures/ concepts with very few words - I've picked up a few tips from this piece alone. Love your sense of humour. I don't know why, but "my partner was very hedge-fundy" made me crack up out loud. Been looking for some good writers to follow, definitely got a follow from me!
wow, thanks at @pocketmouse ! I'm a sucker for laughs, if you got one, well, that made my day :) Will stop by your place, see what you are up to...