Once upon an urban legend lived Red Dog, not a dog but a man, a gangster in New York City and he went off to kill Trump like Robert De Niro and Johnny Depp would like on their behalf. But then out of nowhere came Joe Cool the White KKK Dog. And He Said, I am Camel. Oh, Camel Toe. No. That is terrible. Come to the light. Come to the Red Pill. All Dogs go to Heaven.