The Preachers Son "Part 6''

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I promised myself to read the whole of the new testament bible in one whole month, which i did exactly, i was so elated and proud of my small brain, (as if i did not jump some boring chapters 8-).

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After that i jumped abi na bounced to my wife house Tina, in my stupid brain i taught we had married already, i was always forming macho dude and bodyguard.

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Tina was also a pastor’s daughter, our overseer daughter to be precise, we were in the same class and area, we always act husband and wife in our kiddies drama. She had two elder brothers who never stop to amaze me with their wonderful acts, one of those was bringing smoke out of their mouths, what confused me was that no matter how i tried smoke never came out of mine. “May be its because am small thats why” i always comfort my self.
Another thing was their ability to whistle(to make a bed like sound with their mouths). Thats an issue for another day. That fateful day, i took Tina for a walk and started bragging when i saw a dog house, with little puppies in it.

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“Me i go fit go touch those dogs o”: i said proudly as a real akwa ibom man.

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“Me am afraid of dogs o but go touch am make i see”. I walked boldly to the dog house feeling like a king cus my wifey dey my back, nothing hapened untill i got near the cage and started playing with the dogs then i heard a sound that made my heart stop for 23seconds.

“Uuurghhh” i don die today.

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So are you still wondering what hapened in the concluding part of my last post, i go yarn una, dont worry. We all sat down and the program writings came up and the presenter started speaking:
“Good day listeners, this the program ‘kiddies time’ and today with me here are the children of Ecwa primary school, Dadin kowa, they are going to be introducing theirselves starting from you over there(pointing to me)”.

“My name is uduak peter” i dryly answered, that moment the whole house looked at me with pride in their eyes and they were hailing me. In my mind i said, just watch the program finish na, una tounge go dry with yabbing me. After all the introductions of names, the presenter ask the first question. Just then. Oh God Nepa una don fu’ck up everyone cried out apart from me who was so excited and an idea came into my mind.

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“Make una no worry, i go tell una wetin happen all”, i stared forming the questions we were ask and bringing out the answers, if i answer anyone i would say, it was i that answered it in the tv and they were all foolishly hailing me(i thank God that none of my family members are on NL, my secret for don expose;)). By 4:25pm, nepa brought back the light and we quickly rearranged and on our ‘president’ black and white t.v in time to hear the presenter say:

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“thank you all for your viewing pleasure” we wish you have learnt alot from this our chldren this evening. Stay tuned till next time. Thank you. Nepa had saved my as’s that day.

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It seems that the whole metropolisis did not have light the same time ours was interupted, so our group were called the next day to the assembly ground to present everything to the school. I thundered everybodydown by answering almost all the questions, which made me a local hero among my teachers and other students.
If that it was the time i started using twitter and facebook, i would have gotten alot of friend request and followers, because before that school day was over i had gathered alot of friends, and i had alot of love letters. Lol. I did not care about any of the girls because i just talk to the most beautiful of them….Tina:D

“Ehen back to my dog tales” BeRightBack

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''TO BE CONTINUED''

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If you missed out on ''Part -1 and 2'', "Part 3'' of The Preachers Son, kindly
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The Preachers Son ''Part 1 and 2''
The Preachers Son ''Part 3''
The Preachers Son ''Part 4''
The Preachers Son ''Part 5''

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