I was born on a Sunday, I know that part for sure! I even have the date down, haven’t missed one in over 40 years. The time, yeah, even as I type this I’m not certain what time it was, it was a Sunday, though, 4am’ish something, I think? 🤔 Not sure what hospital either. What I’m trying to say is, when God asked me if I wanted to be subtle or have a great memory—I forgot what I told him.

Dude I almost feel like I need to tag #satire under every.single.thing I say anymore. I need to add it to my signature or something.