Should I Punch Grandma?

Should I punch the grandmother?

Yeah that’s right, punch the grandmother of my children right in the face.
Not the mother of my kids, (that would jeopardize my court case).
But the mother of the mother of my kids.

I’m the most non violent guy, pacifist, non-confrontational, you name it.
But there comes a time.

Will I go to jail? Restraining order? Maybe.
Would it feel good? You bet.
And yes she deserves it.

Did you ever want to throw a snowball at the teachers face after she failed you. Yeah, throw the snow ball right in her face, so it stings and she feels stupid. And when she wipes it off and looks up and says “Who threw this at me?!” You say “I did. I threw it right at your face.” Because you don’t care. You’re too Alpha.

So I’m seeing the grandma everyday as I pick up my kids and drop them off at their mother’s house. I would even flirt with grandma and tell her she looked good. She did for a grandma, cute legs too.

But all along she was plotting with the mom to pick up and move to Montreal without telling me. She just tagged along with the mother’s idiotic scheme like a little puppy dog, no back bone or conscience. Maybe she was scared of the mother, didn’t want to upset her, because then she wouldn’t be able to see the grandkids as much as she was. Let me tell you, my kids are the cutest sweetest kids you can think of. Everyone wants to steal them away.

Now instead of letting her daughter deal with the consequences of her actions (having 2 children with me), and encouraging her to tough it out and work through her problems, she’s decided to swoop in and save her. She thinks she’s doing a good deed. Yet in reality she’s prevented her daughter from growing up and being a woman, and she’s helped in robbing me of my kids and being a father.

Who punches a grandma?
Maybe me. Right in the face.