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Boltu is his wife-
Phone from Patuakhali
The phone is a servant
Arrested-
Servant: Hello.
Boltu: Give your mom a phone
Servant: But Mam, he's with the bed
Sleeping in the room
Bolt: I mean ?? Saheb
So i'm
Servant: I am now
What do sir ??
Boltu: Both of them
Shoot at 5
Lakhataka will give.
Servant two-
Who shot him
After,
Servant: Sahib, the body
2 now
What do I do??
Boltu: The body of two houses
Back
swimming pool at
Throw it
Servant: But sir,
Home
No back
swimming pool
Not there.
Bolt: Not ??? Oh sorry
Then the wrong number