I like your list of rights. That's something that should be handed out to everyone with a new baby to be hung prominently in their home.

So in the midst of hand-wringing over the "childhood obesity epidemic", a mom is a bad parent for not taking her kid out for ice cream? I mean, shouldn't she have been feeding him strawberries or cucumbers instead?

(Wry humor here. The story really isn't funny one little bit, but this is amazing.)