Once upon a time, there was a man. He made mistakes. He did bad stuff. He ruined his relationship with his wife. It killed her. He became a dirty cop. His son found him and saved him. Then, he saved him. He picked up an old guy and tossed him in a big hole and then died. And then his son lived happily ever after for a few years until some bad stuff happened which led him to drinking blue milk on an island, the end.