Funny title I Know but this is a true life story. The age long habit of men ogling women's boobs so intensively that one begins to wonder if her face has migrated to her chest. Hahahaha! Really awkward moments for the ladies especially those of us who has really huge melons hanging on our chests. Now something similar happened to my friend last Saturday.

I was invited to a house opening ceremony of a colleague friend. He had bought the house just recently and was ready to park in. He decided to organize a small party to celebrate it. I was reluctant in accepting his invite but being a very close friend of mine and a colleague, I decided to honor the invititation.

Fast farward to when I arrived at the venue with two of my friends --Sandra and Vanessa.-- We were welcomed and ushered in as we exchanged pleasantries with the people on the high table. There was a seperate place set aside for only the celebrant's coworkers. I proceeded to take a seat with them but they said my friends cant seat in their midst because that tent was kept solely for the celebrant's colleagues. It wasn't funny to me at all. I became mad and started arguing but they insisted that was the protocol which must be kept. Oh lord! See frustration. I started roaming the whole compound looking for a space for my friends and I. I couldn't just leave my friends and join these guys. They followed me to join in the whole fun with me anyways. So why must I seat somewhere else from where they will be seating? Oh no! Hahahaha

I decided to put a call to the celebrant, my friend to bark at him. His phone rang but no response. Poor guy, he must be very busy with alot of things at that moment. So I decided to hang around with my friends and wait until we get through to the celebrant. We waited for some time and in a short while there he was! Dressed in his native attire; 'Apkada'. He sighted me and came over. But there was a problem. My friend Vanessa!!! He couldn't just get his eyes off her.

Vanessa is a tall beautiful girl who didn't love 'turning up' much. She doesn't like partying. According to her, the noisy lifestyle isn't her thing because she enjoys isolation alot. My God! Could you imagine how hard it was for me to persuade Vanessa into attending this occasion? Holly shit!!!

So my colleague friend was all focused on Nesa's boobs and this made her uncomfortable. Damn, here is the convo that ensued between the two:

Colleague friend: Hello babe

Vanessa: hi handsome, we been waiting all day!

Colleague friend: oh I'm so sorry about that. The whole place is filled with guests and I have to attend to almost everyone at a time.

Vanessa: it's okay, that's understandable.

Colleague friend: yeah, so what's your name? (staring at her melons)

Vanessa: Nessa!

Colleague friend: Tessa? (still staring at the melons)

Vanessa: No, viagra! Nonsense (mtcheew)

Colleague friend: Hey las, why so rude na! Chill na!!

Vanessa: Are you by any chance talking to me?

Colleague friend: yeah, I'm talking to you.

Vanessa: Not my boobs?

Colleague friend: oh no, why did you ask?!

Vanessa: I had to ask because the way your gaze is transfixed on my chest, It's looking to me like you're mistaking it for my face!

Hmmm. So long story short. He became embarrassed by that response and apologized uneasily to Vanessa. But the quick-in-temper girl won't have it. She just took her bags and left immediately. Hahahaha..

What do you think about this story? Was my friend too harsh by leaving the scene? Why are guys so focused on big melons Everytime?