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At ordinary times we quarrel commonly used pattern usage is that a few with the F word, but will be advanced and a connotation of poking fun at others? Not only is the test of a person's English understanding ability, but also learn how to humor the dark sarcasm terrier!

平时我们常用的撕逼模式用法不外乎那几个带着F的单词，但是要高级且有内涵的吐槽别人呢？这不单单是考验一个人的英文理解能力，而且也是学习如何幽默的暗着嘲讽的梗！

It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.

看着你用自己所知道的全部词汇勉强拼出一句话的样子，真是心酸。

You are a proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

你真是证明了人类进化还可以倒退。
I bet your mother has a loud bark.

我猜你麻麻肯定吠声洪亮。
As an outsider, what do think of the human race?

作为一个局外人，你怎看待我们人类的？
You look like a before picture.

你长得就像广告里“使用前”的照片似的。
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 5 seconds.

快点给别人展示展示你强大的大脑，也就需要5秒的时间。
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

我猜你的脑子肯定是全新出厂设置的，从未用过。
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

你想让大家接受真实的你，还是就是想他们喜欢你？
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

如果你有另一脑袋，那一定是寂寞的。
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

你有没有想过，你出生时没过度缺氧，人生会是怎样呢？
Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.

愚蠢不是你的错，走吧。

You make me sick.

你让我恶心。