Their Lonely Elf

Their Lonely Elf wanted a can of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Elf desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be miraculous. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Their Lonely Elf desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Lonely Elf looked for a radiator to break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

Their Lonely Elf desperately wanted a set square to play with. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Elf had a cucumber that they would sleep with. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.