Fast Curious Facts #14 I blame the cat
After watching the movie Venom I was thinking... And then I thought again just to be sure and told @zoexantelamv "I figure it out! I just know why Venom pussied out and fell in love with Eddie and the earth like a softy at the end of the movie"... She ignored me... BUT I KNOW IT WAS THE CAT'S FAULT!!!
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Ok, probably not directly the cat's fault but a parasite inside the cat's gut, there's this little fucker called Toxoplasma gondii that grows up and reproduces inside the cat's belly, after doing the dance with no pants the parasite makes a bazillion hardcore eggs that can endure a lot outside its environment cat's belly and the cat poops them all he... I said poop... but since the only place the parasite can reproduce is inside the cat's digestive system T. gondii has to do some crazy shit
AND IT'S REALLY CRAZY!!! So, pay attention, let's say a mouse drink water with a bunch of parasite eggs, the eggs hatch inside the mouse then the baby parasites swim all the way to the mouse's brain more specific the amygdala which controls things like anxiety and fear and (HERE COMES THE CRAZY SHIT!!!) it rewires the little mouse's brain so they are attracted to cats not afraid of them, then cats eat the brainwashed mouse and T gondii can have a sex party in the cats belly AND THE CYCLE OF LIFE CONTINUES
It's proven that T. gondii can infect humans too causing toxoplasmosis and it too can change peoples behaviors like problems making desitions and measuring risks, producing neuroticisms and several behavioral problems, AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO VENOM!!! IT GOT TOXOPLASMOSIS!!! And now is attracted to cats, and what's the only planet with cats? that we know THE PLANET EARTH!!! And how it got infected!?!?! BY BROOK'S GIRLFRIEND'S INFECTED CAT POOP!!!!
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Other Sources
Toxoplasmosis: How Parasites in Your Cat Can Infect Your Brain
Toxoplasma - The Parasite That Turns FEAR Into DESIRE
Toxoplasma gondii | Wikipedia
Parasite that breeds in cats 'could affect human behaviour when it infects people' | Independent
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