Again? Poor mum

Get your mum some spirulina, B3 and D3 and blueberry extract. Within weeks she'll be feeling better (they boost your marrow so that it produces 20 to 30% more stem cells. I got my brother started on it and he already seems to be in a better mood and feeling healthier. I'm the eldest of my family and so I consider it my duty that I do what I can to ensure they outlive me (I do not want to grieve).

Have you sicked your wife on her? As her son you will never be in the right :)