Oh but it's Scarlett Johansson that should apologize, not you. I mean that is just... just... I can't find the right words. Especially as I'm now blind. It's not easy. And Scarlett Johansson should have known better. I mean, after that, anything could happen. Trees grow wings and mouses grow larger than houses. Soon everything is lost. She posing like that is just a highway to hell. A devil’s dance floor. Soon the devil will go down to Georgia. And worst of all, Scarlett Johansson will be allowed to marry who ever she wants! I mean... I mean... that's just wrong. Wrong on so many levels.

So we all might want to thank for the fish now and fly away to some better place. It's not too late yet. Unless I've calculated everything wrong and there already is an old blond tweeting guy as a president in some remote country. Then it's too late and all we can do is buy more gas to waste in our machines that were invented just to waste gas for nothing. We are all DOOMED! DOOMED I say!

Now where was I? Oh, thanks! Glad you liked them. :)