If there WAS a secret contest, and Zuul here seems pretty adamant there is NOT, then surely there would be some kind of secret message hidden above that might confirm or deny such an outlandish rumor? And perhaps (just perhaps!) there might even be DOUBLE TOP SECRET BONUS rewards for the first person to figure out each secret message! If there is in fact a secret message. Or a contest. Which I doubt. There is no Carl, only Zuul.