Dtube Comedy - Stand-up - Jokes - #3 - Ferrari and Fiat Punto

in #dtube7 years ago


There was a guy driving a Ferrari calmly through the road and a Fiat Punto passes him with very high speed and screams "DO YOU KNOW THE FIAT PUNTOOOOOOOOOO???????????????"

The guy from the Ferrari thinks: "This guy is an idiot....I will pass him" and passes him because Ferrari has an higher speed.
Then, after a while, the Ferrari guy is again driving calmly and the Fiat Punto comes at high speed, passes him, the guy puts the head outside of the window and screams "DO YOU KNOW THE FIAT PUNTOOOOOOOOOO???????????????"
And the Ferrari guy tells to himself "Oh the idiot of the Fiat Punto again" and overcomes him again.
After a while, the Ferrari starts driving calmly again and, after a bit the Fiat Punto comes again at high speed, the guy puts the head outside of the window(again) and screams(again) "DO YOU KNOW THE FIAT PUNTOOOOOOOOOO???????????????"
Then, the guy of the Ferrari thinks to himself "Let this idiot go, if he feels happy" and keeps driving calmly.
After a while, he sees the Fiat Punto smashed against a tree with the driver inside.
He came there and asked to the guy "So you were asking if I knew the Fiat Punto?" and the Punto guy "IT WAS TO KNOW WHERE WERE THE BRAKES"

(Note: I am not taking my meds that's why I am doing this) - Don't follow my channel..It's just stupid....Unless you are a girl with big boobs...In that case, drop your phone number in the comments section.


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