The Dreams of 2017 Part One

I'm collecting all my dreams I've written down and organizing them here on Steemit. These ones I found in old text messages, so if it says "We" it means me and my partner. As I've said before, I try and transcribe these as the originals were, errors and all.

1/27
it was a weird dream, I woke up in the dream and there was a bunch of boys in the room chillin? and I was scared at first but rolled with it and layed my head in one of their laps and they were my friends? then I was on the bus to work and realized I forgot my lunch but I couldnt go back home for it and I was like "wow I must have been tired I dont remember anything between waking up and being here"
and he laughed with me and the bus was a train and he got me a coke and we talked and we were sitting at a table and had a waiter

2/4
Xxx xxx
I don't want you to kill me anymore
Chorus
Its not something scientific
Its just something real
Its not something xxx
Its just something real
He says everything I want him to
Except when he doesn't
He won't do anything my parents do
(But I call it by a different name)
I had a dream I woke up and the neighbors were playing music real loud and I looked up the song on youtube and the music video was like cookie lollipops and Cinderella imagery and it was pretty and an indie band but felt like imagen heap and then my partner came home with my best frient and I played the song for them between kisses and my best friend was like "proud of you!"
ive never had a dream compose a whole new song that actually makes a lick of sense before

2/20
Gordon Ramsey? Was this billionaire and he had a little girl and the mansion started to flood and he tried to save her and then he raped a guy?? And the guy laid an egg?? And he felt bad and apologized and made sure the guy and the egg had everything they needed???

2/26
My partner kept looking at my phone while I was trying to do something secret. it was like 2 in the morning and I really needed to sleep. But they came home from walking the dog? And I was like hey could you turn off that light? And instead they turned on every light in the house just because they were mad at me And then went with a friend to work out and I just wanted to sleep And I roamed the house trying to turn off all the lights
Excpet our house was a giant fancy restoraunt and I had to find all tbe switches and I was running and scared and just wanted to sleep
And then we were at the beach??? And I was still googling butt stuff and rearanging my purse and I had too many colored pencils and found some gumballs
And then we were at an antique store and found some tiny doll parts and noodle dicks for the dolls and we laughed
And then there was another dream about skiing? And I walked to the top of the mountain and there were 2 peaks and I just went between the two
And I wanted to skip all the way down but I had to return my skiis to the place at the top of the mountain and I didn't want to walk back up
And the place was for like helocopters and there was a bathroom but it was really hard to get yo
And there were people and like a school field trip

3/17
Had another really weird dream last night so we were in a haunted house and it was kind of like a children's museum except dark and kind of threatening but everything was just fake sort of and remember finding a Shelf with like 17 different versions of the Coraline movie and then there was a lot of references to Revolution and 19 or 1870 and overthrowing the government then resistance in we were walking through it and it was kind of spooky but funny at the same time in that little kids spooky sense I got my foot on a rope and it drags at all towards me and it was supposed to be scary but I thought it was kind of funny and then when we turned around and you noticed the dog it lit up and started talking and we kind of laughed it off we walked down the hallway and you on the desk and you sat in the chair and the wall next to the desk opened up like an accordion door and it showed this other hallway and we were too spooked to go in but then this really nerdy guy comes through and goes into the hallway and so we follow him only get a few feet down and he says this is where the high level Pokemon that's are and so we take out our phones I would try catching some Pokemon but it's getting really actually spooky and I'm getting scared and the room gets Misty and glowing green mint tea and I don't remember how this happened but I think I'll pass out and then I woke up on this tiny little Island with this beautiful garden and had to big pokestops one of them was labeled dark and they had a little gift of me moving and smiling and then the other one was labeled light and it had a little bit of your face kind of smiling and pointing and there was a boy there and he got a a book and he showed me this weird video about a superhero trying to give a dog a heart transplant except to the superhero just rips out the dog's heart and then the surgery is in this bathtub and the bathtub is full of blood and the dog I can see it's rib bones and it's hip bones and it's matted bloody fur.
And the boy says that's what his family does and I'm like well that's not how heart transplants work and try to explain and then my friend is there and he agrees that's way too much blood and very wasteful and then were in the boys kitchen because video game logic
And the boys house is also a grocery store and I work there and have a list of things to do and there's a lot of other people working too and we are at the refrigerated section and we have to do things like replate cookies and stir peanut butter and microwave things so they don't get freazer burn
And I feel like my list of to do I haven't been doing or havent been doing right and I'm kinda scared and there's a guy in an easy chair I'm afraid of

3/28
I had a bad dream about a movie? But I was in it? And it was supposed to be funny but old lady's and little kids kept getting really hurt and then someone took me on a walk and I forgot shoes so my socks got wet and we went back for shoes and I tripped but my fancy dress was okay and it was like a really badly thought out Lolita style drop waist floor length dress with no petti and I had a sweater over it
And then I had something I needed to hide so I walked down this street that I knew in the dream towards my clubhouse? And there was an old bus and I was getting to the clubhouse behind some apartment buildings and I saw these lady's in long period gowns and they were having a party? And I turned and there was a huge outdoor party and everyone was in Lolita or period clothes and looked amazing and I was in a red brown velvet suit with black pants and I looked great and I saw my Ex-boyfriend and he laughed and said he should have expected me there but his teeth were pointed but he wasn't threatening and then a pretty girl got up from a table and she had a white dress with black velvet trim and she wanted to dance so I lead a waltz but she was trying to salsa

4/27
Had a dream I was with mom and bro and turned on flip floppers but there was a lot more sex in it so I went outside before they could say anything

4/28
I had a dream that I went to my parents house that was starting to burn had to give tucker cpr, thought I burned the bunnies on a bbq but I didnt and then a storm came that made all the limbs fall off the trees and Russel died but I had Tucker and me hiding under the eve of the house

5/2
I HAD A DREAM WE WERE GOING TO THE LOT? AND GOT IN LIKE TWO DIFFERENT ACCIDENTS? THE FIRST ONE WE AVOIDED? BUT I DIDNT HAVE MY SEATBELT ON? AND THE SECOND I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO PUT IT ON
AS SOON AS I DID WE CRASHED INTO A SEMI AND FLIPPED OVER INTO A RIVER? AND THEN GOT ON TOP OF THE CAR AND FLOATED DOWN AND THEN WE WENT TO MY PARENTS HOUSE AND MOM WAS LIKE FURIOUS AT ME

5/23
I was at my parents house and I looked out the front door. A short creature wearing 3 robes or capes was walking in the garden. It was like a rabbit walking on two legs. The inside cape was green and the outer was red, he had both hoods pulled up. It seemed surprised to see me and hurried away. It could have been a goblin or a puka.

5/29
I was at vv with dads family? I found a little box from the 60 s like one of those science kits but I was how to build a tiny nuclear bomb and I got it for my cousin and my uncle was there and let me put it in his luggage because I was on a trip to Japan with my whole high school? I got back? And I found my friend and he was with his mom and grandma and they were super rude and condescending and I was trying to find my parents but they were on the other side of this glass waiting for me and couldnt see me and I had to say goodbye to my friend and then there was a sign of all these people in my class who had died or gone missing and i fell I was so sad and just started crying
And the whole time Phill Collins Calling in the Edge of Night was playing

6/30
I HAD A DREAM WE GOT INTO A FIGHT
BECAUSE YOU PUT ALL THE UNDERWEAR IN THE CLOSET