Dream Time!
So there I was! Surrounded by enemy forces...my sword and tunic drenched. I knew I wouldn't be able to survive much longer. I was finished. I left my body and saw the battlefield from an aerial perspective. As I continued to zoom out, my body was overtaken. I saw a light, a flash, I heard laughter, then BOOM! I awoke to find my girlfriend laughing as she had just taken a picture of me sleeping...