The Cock Vigilante Is Now On Steemit!
My Name is Jeffery and i am the Cock Vigilante. I started the largest gay porn site in Canada called the Cockhouse.com It was 2011 and I was at Doug's house sipping on some cock and Chardonnay when i realized i am the biggest poof in Canada. If you've ever noticed my teeth are so yellow that it looks like butter masturbated on a brick of gold.
When i lost it all and went gay hobo for a decade i realized i had to get rich or commit suicide. Then i got rich and decided i was going to buy a mustang or commit suicide. But after i bought my mustang i needed a house so i decided i was going to buy a house or commit suicide.
I am so rich i have butlers for my butlers. I love picking on the poor and pushing crippled people down the stairs because i'm fucking cool. I spent my life traveling the world because i am the Cock Vigilante. It is my goal to suck one cock in every country. Help upvote this post so i can become even more filthy rich than i already am. Because that is what Canadian Anarchy is all about. COCK!
I still have to give Mootadoe kudos because whether this post is just a big joke or he's just using his first ammendment right, he's got the grapes to speak his opinion and go against the grain on someone who has lots of upvote-volume. Kudos for speaking uncensored as the creators of the site say they that is what they wanted for Steemit. It was funny regardless and even if it was about me I would be laughing my butt off a lot more than being butthurt about it.
I'm not Jeffs biggest fan, but this is spiteful shitposting at its worst.
If your going to stoop to that level, at least put some thought into it and make it funny.
Well i am his biggest fan and this is how i show my love. Besides i would love to see you make a funnier one mister-p. I will be waiting for your funnier post =0) This is about the site being uncensored and being opened and freedom of speech. Anarchy?
With great power comes great responsibility mate.
Nah, I've got better things to do. (only just)
Ok Spiderman
Fuck you and anyone who looks like you!
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