Today in a nut shell... or "egg shell" rather

Everyone loves dogs, and heres why. They are the smartest, most compationate animals around..... Until they chose to be the most evil, brainwashing creatures around lol.

Like when you wake up in the morning with a kitchen floor covered in broken eggs and fridge door wide open... I would've believed it was my son until I found the dog wit egg shells on his nose and fur lol. I tell you when I say smart I mean smart. Dogs are so good at switching the guilt around. Half way through questioning him I somehow thought I broke the eggs on the floor.

Long story short. I apologized to him and cleaned thd eggs up. "It will never happen again." Then I get the initial dog stare