Chronicles of Alan; Trixie and Max 5

My Girl!

First of all , let me apologise to those who have made comments on My Posts that I have not responded too!

This:-https://steemit.com/cars/@awgbibb/you-can-t-always-get-what-you-want has caused me endless problems. It is my only transport and is almost impossible to get spares for! I have been riding around on Shakira's Motorcycle and Wayne's Lotus Seven trying to get a Water Pump, I finally sorted it ( up to a point ) a few hours ago. I write one post a day , and if I am not sleeping run around looking for spares!

Any how , Here goes!

Really battled to get a picture of Trixie from the Front, as she does not stay still long enough, to be photographed.

Between Christmas and New Year about 3 .5 years ago , I was working in My Studio, and heard something that sounded like an air raid Siren but in female voices! (Before you ask) , I have an air raid Siren, somewhere!

I rush out the front of the house ( in Breaunanda) look up and down the road, see nothing .

I go out the back door towards the Main Gate and see Trixie and Max at High Alert, Tails straight up , staring towards the fromt of the Yard , where I had just been, trusting them better than myself , I stand with them , the wailing gets closer , and into view comes three little Girls , oldest probably 10 with a Yorkshire Terrier on a Leash , followed by 2 Chows , not on Leashes. Big problem is that in front of them is another yorkie with no leash , heading for my pallisade fence!

Max and Trixie are obviously enthusiastically waiting for the arrival of their Guest ?, I run up to the pallisade, stamp my foot and shout , the Dog turns away and then runs into the courtyard next door and strait to Max ( who is next to the kennel).

I cannot get in there in time , Max grabs the little Dog , runs with it in to a hedge , and tosses its lifeless body out!

Three little Girls screaming and asking me to throw water on my dogs? Did not know they needed baptism?

Told them it's too late , a while later the Parents come there , ask me for the Body , the one little Girl holding the other Yorkie comes up real close to the pallisade , I see Trixie eying out her cargo, I ask her to move further away.

They have hardly gone around the corner to their home , Jimmy ( remember the Hells angel?) comes round from his side and asks whats going on, only at that point do I notice a dead Bantam Rooster in the Road.

Jimmy for all his being a Tough Guy, keeps Miniature Dobermann Dogs ( same as Chris's) and Bantam Chickens as his Pets!

As a matter of fact this little Cutie was a present from Jimmy to Chris about 8 months ago Yoda is her name . But I digress.

Was not long and I receive a Lawyers letter in our Postbox , demanding R722,000.00 in Damages .

Evidently the Yorkie was highly Pedigreed and was pregnant , puppies were worth a fortune and she could have had a hang of a lot of Puppies in her Lifetime!

The Three little Girls would need Trauma Counselling etc .

Mentioned this to Jimmy , says those Chows were always in the Street and had killed ten of his Bantams , which he valued at R100,000.00 each , so technically they owed us money and if I wanted we could call on them,

he would take a Gun with, and we could sort it out amicably! ( not sure if Jimmy's understanding of that word was the same as mine?)

Said thanks, would call on him if necessary? , would try another route first !
Andre , my Friend who sends me jokes was studying Law as a second career ( has just passed the Bar recently ) and was interning at a firm, showed the Main Man this letter, Guy said it was frivolous, wrote a letter for me ,Free of Charge!
Took it to them and heard no more ,

Locked My 2 kids ( Trixie and Max) away from the Fence in other Courtyards for a while, just to make sure these people did not try to poison them?

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Thought I would put a typical Blurry Photo of them in, because they are always Moving.

Hope you enjoyed this Post on these two Characters and their effect on my relatively peaceful existence?