the adventures of menthol man

there was once this nigga named menthol man. he liked dank memes, food and menthols. one day he and his friend the notorious white kong planted a bomb at the Auschwitz day care center (the holocaust never happened in this universe). he and the white kong went in the sewer system and planted the menthol bomb 3000 under the day care center. "that will teach those Nazis" white kong then replied "bush did katrina, jet wind cant melt steel memes.". Menthol manbegins getting annoyed with kongs dank conspericey theories. kong continues with saying bush also rigged the 2016 elections "hes low key Vladimir Putin". menthol man was about to tell his friend to shut up about his dank conspiercies when suddenly they both heard a loud metallic bang.