The Purple Dog

The Purple Dog desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Purple Dog desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Dog found a rubber johnny to eat. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A rubber johnny having that done to it

The Purple Dog carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Dog craved for a crown that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Purple Dog always carried a CD player to sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.