When i was 12, Our Families Garden Tractor Chopped off One of My Toes
Still, My Father Sent me out to Cut the Grass One Day.
The safety guard covering the "Chute" had been Removed.
I was pulling a "Sweeper" [which picked up grass clippings].
My Father always used a Bolt without a Cotter Pin for it.
The Bolt Popped Out.
I backed up to reconnect the Sweeper.
My foot swung out so the bottom was Perpendicular to the Earths Surface.
One Toe got instantly Removed.
I Felt essentially Nothing Until the Doctor Fixed It.
I felt Pretty Special.
If i'd have "Lost" that toe,
i'd never have turned into "Me".
I also could never have "Played"
"Trees Gump".
Forrest's Cousin.
Love Y'all.